This was something I came up with today, mostly while driving to an appointment.
Hopefully you find 1 or 2 of these funny! (David Letterman, please don’t sue me.)
Top 10 Things About Being a Financial Advisor in 2009
10. Mac&Cheese for dinner again?
9. IRA means “I Raided my Account”
8. Going to Networking Meetings = FREE Food!
7. My Healthcare Plan = Take 2 aspirin. If that doesn’t work, take two more.
6. My vocabulary now includes words like “Tweet”, “Re-Tweet”, “Un-Friend” and “Blog”
5. Drycleaning means airing out the suit when its “dry” outside.
4. “Honey, I sold the kids on E-Bay.”
3. I’ve got “followers” from Spain who promise I can make a fortune on the web.
2. Really starting to look at those “Take a Penny” trays literally.
and the Number One thing about being a Financial Advisor in 2009 is…..
1. Going to Facebook Anonymous meetings. “Hi my name is Dean. I’m a Facebook-aholic.”
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