Top 10 Things About Being a Financial Advisor in 2009

This was something I came up with today, mostly while driving to an appointment.

Hopefully you find 1 or 2 of these funny! (David Letterman, please don’t sue me.)
 
Top 10 Things About Being a Financial Advisor in 2009
 
10.      Mac&Cheese for dinner again?
9.         IRA means “I Raided my Account”
8.         Going to Networking Meetings = FREE Food!
7.         My Healthcare Plan = Take 2 aspirin. If that doesn’t work, take two more.
6.         My vocabulary now includes words like “Tweet”, “Re-Tweet”, “Un-Friend” and “Blog”
5.         Drycleaning means airing out the suit when its “dry” outside.
4.         “Honey, I sold the kids on E-Bay.”
3.         I’ve got “followers” from Spain who promise I can make a fortune on the web.
2.         Really starting to look at those “Take a Penny” trays literally.
            and the Number One thing about being a Financial Advisor in 2009 is…..
1.        Going to Facebook Anonymous meetings. “Hi my name is Dean. I’m a Facebook-aholic.”
Have a Great Weekend! You can contact me for real financial advice at http://www.helpmy401k.us. You may also follow me on Twitter at www.twitter.com/deanvoelker, and my web broadcasts at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/401kcoach.
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